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Valentine’s Day Advice

haggy54 — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 18:32:16 +0000

If you haven’t looked at a calendar lately, Valentine’s Day is next Tuesday. Everyone has an opinion on the day whether they like it or not. Let me give you some food for thought about the day. It was a day when a man went against what he knew and performed a ceremony of love for people who were not suppose to be together. With this being said, why not use the day to go out of the way for the one you love, if it’s you, your partner, your crush, or your pet, show them how you care. The nice thing about Valentine’s Day is it’s written on the calendar. You don’t have to remember birthday or anniversary. You can use Valentine’s Day to make up for missed events in past or to come. Even in the simplest gestures there can be great reward…didn’t you see the Super Bowl ads. Make Valentine’s day count for something so you can feel better knowing you remembered one day of love this year.

At the front door

haggy54 — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 02:34:05 +0000

I was getting updated on WordPress and I found the most amazing idea. Special delivery right to your door within an hour. You can get everything delivered to your home if you have Internet. The idea of getting a toy or any other pleasure item I desire delivered by a bike messenger to where ever I may be playing is unbelievable. Genius! Why not be able to order a replacement for your beloved toy that just broke in the midst of using? No reason to get dressed and loose the momentum. Just get the net and order up another. By the time you pick up the pieces of your recently dismembered toy, the new one will be arriving at your door to relieve your sadness. This was my “why didn’t I think of that moment” today.

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Lovers Delight Nubby

joeknight — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 19:10:56 +0000

Hey folks! Once again, I’m back with another product and story to share. This one is a his and hers device. Most of us are familiar with a cock ring and what it is supposed to do. For those that don’t I will explain. The purpose of a cock ring generally is to help slow blood flow to and from the penis while erect to help the erection last longer. It shouldn’t cut it off, which would be bad, just slowed down. Additionally, it allows one to orgasm and not suffer the softening that happens right after. This particular one has an extra something for her beyond being able to go a while longer. There is a small vibrator attachment that has an extension with little finger-like nubs on it. In addition to the vibe sensation that both feel (making your penis a vibrator) the nubs gently stimulate her clitoris.
For those rare occasions that I’m at home in my apartment, there are a couple of lady friends that live in the building that I “play” with. One is Marcy. She is a blonde cutie that for some reason never seems to have a boyfriend when I’m home. Invariably we hook up. She always seems enthusiastic when we have sex so I find it to always be a pleasant experience. This particular occasion she seemed to have something on her mind. I asked several times what was wrong and she would just shake her head and say it was nothing. We spent a considerable time in her bed getting the sheets sweaty but she seemed to become more and more agitated in a bad way.
Finally I stopped what I was doing and made her look at me. I asked what was wrong and told her I wouldn’t start again until she told me what the problem was. Marcy said she thought she might hurt my feelings. I told her to spill it and I would decide if I was hurt or not. She said the last couple of guys got mad and left her hanging after she said something. I called them jerks because she was a sweetie and no one should act that way when you are trying to please each other. She smiled and then went on to explain that lately she had difficulty reaching climax through just penetration. She wanted to know if it was okay if we just place a vibrator between us for the extra stimulation. And then she started to cry and say she was sorry. I wasn’t having tears spoil our good time. I gently kissed them away and told her I had a better idea.
I made a quick dash to my apartment, in her frilly pink robe. (I got whistled at three times on the way. LOL) After a quick rummage through my mail, I found what I was looking for. Another mad dash back to her place (two more whistles) and I was back in her bed with a small package. It was something that I had ordered online from Adam & Eve. It was a silicone cock ring with a vibrator attachment called the Lover’s Delight Nubby. After showing her what it was and asking if she would like to try it, she became very enthusiastic indeed. She helped me put it on and activated it. Once I was back inside she was happier still. We had to shift just a bit to make sure the little fingers were hitting the right spot but once we got it there it was no time at all before she was singing and praising to high heaven. I have to admit the vibration sensation was wonderful for me as well and it was one of our better encounters. We carried on for some time to both our satisfaction.
Afterward she asked me where I had gotten it. I told her she could order it online with Adam & Eve. It is called Lover’s Delight Nubby and only cost $19.95 plus shipping. The item number is R732. I know she has ordered some and she is more relaxed than ever. I have even broken them out when my partner was doing just fine. The extra stimulation makes for that extra wow.

Have fun with this one kids. Be safe.

Joe

Chuck and Lucie Take Manhattan

Insiders Review — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 02:29:55 +0000

Last week I posted about my flying high experience with Candice. I’m so sorry it took me until now to post the follow-up about what happened once we got to New York! Chuck booked us to California to meet a client for 4th of July festivities and I’m very glad to be home. Our client gave us a bunch of goodies to bring home so if your interested in getting free adult product then contact us via our website.

New York City is a mecca for culture as well as down and dirty fun. We landed at JFK and the surprises just kept right on coming. I thought perhaps we’d get a limo ride out of this arrangement, but I was wrong. We boarded a chartered helicopter that took us on a tour of the city and deposited us on the roof of Candice’s apartment building.

We were incredibly tired, but who can sleep? After a shower and some adult fun, we followed Candice as she led us on an art tour of the city. The catch was that we only visited museums and galleries that offered full nude sculpture, paintings and (my favorite) live performance art. We had lunch in Little Italy, dinner in Chinatown, and spent a quiet hour in the afternoon just watching the ducks float in the pond in Central Park. It was heavenly.

Saturday night, however, we had to pay our dues, so to speak. Candice dressed me in latex and leather while explaining the rules of the evening. I was not to speak unless someone addressed me by name. Chuck couldn’t stop laughing, insisting that this was not possible. He did stop laughing, however, when Candice placed a collar around his neck and attached a leash. I would have laughed, but I was already in silent mode.

Anticipation is a wonderful thing. We learned much about each other, and ourselves, that night. No harm done and the slight bruising will heal in short order. If you ever have a chance to visit with Candice, we highly recommend that you take her up on it, and listen very carefully.

Lucie <3

Chuck and Lucie are now on Facebook!

Insiders Review — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 04:07:07 +0000

Chuck expressed to me today during our phone conversation while he was in New York that his wish was to get a Facebook account created so he could friend a few of his new acquaintances. I created the account for him and Lucie plans to check it often. If you have a Facebook account and are interested in chatting with Chuck or Lucie, please feel free to friend them. Chuck spoke about one of our advertisers offering product for trial exclusively to Facebook friends. Lucie had informed me she was eager to explain the rest of her weekend and to expect a blog soon. I’m hoping the two of them decide to get back soon, we have a shoot on Friday.

- April

Insiders Review can now be found on Twitter!

Insiders Review — Tue, 28 Jun 2011 19:56:46 +0000

The Insiders Review twitter account has been active since 2009 but was just reserved so nobody else would squat on the username. “We really have time now to focus on the twitter account as well as a few other aspects of the company.”, said Chuck this morning in New york. I had to contact him via phone because the two of them jetted off this past weekend and have not returned. He said Lucie was “tied up” at the moment and could not get to the phone. I’m not sure what we are going to do with those two.

Follow our twitter account to get the latest news on Chuck and Lucie as well as reviews and articles posted to the website.

- April

Chuck and Lucie Flying High

Insiders Review — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 02:27:46 +0000

Last Friday, Chuck came home from a night out with the boys with a little surprise for me. Trailing behind him was a beautiful young woman. Dark hair, and light eyes and the cutest pigtails I’ve ever seen on a grown woman. Not many adults can pull off that look. She didn’t speak, and only glanced up at me when I said hello.

Her name was Candice, but that wasn’t the surprise. The surprise came a few minutes later when Chuck informed me that she was from New York City and had invited us to fly home to check out the sights and sounds of Manhattan. I’ll admit I was a little nervous, but Chuck assured me that his friend, Lon, has known Candice for several years and spent time with her in NY often.

Less than an hour later, I found myself in Candice’s private jet. She changed her clothes, and her demeanor right along with it. You see, Candice is a slave. She doesn’t practice her lifestyle choice 24 hours a day, however. Only when she’s visiting various BDSM clubs around the world. Once she took off the leather bustier, she was just plain engaging! We talked about everything; clothes, food, and of course, sex.

Suffice it to say, my club membership in the mile high club got a few bonus points on the way to New York over the weekend. And it was the first time I’ve ever flown with Chuck when he didn’t fight me for the window seat.

Lucie <3

Don Wand Blue Swirl

Jill Johnson — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 15:38:17 +0000

I had recently overheard a conversation about how wonderful an acquaintance’s glass dildo was and wondered what all the fuss was about. Not knowing this person very well, it didn’t seem appropriate to ask her why it was so terrific, but it wasn’t the first time I had heard rave reviews about glass, so my curiosity peaked. A week or so later, I had completely forgotten about it when Jack and I visited a local adult toy store for a fresh bottle of our favorite lube. As we usually do, we decided to look around, and a display filled with glass offerings caught my eye.

At just $20 for the Don Wand Blue Swirl Mushroom Tip Rocket, this seemed like a reasonably priced trial run. I was NOT disappointed with my purchase!

The quality of the glass is excellent. It’s heavy and, you can rest, assured that this is not a fragile piece. Both the plain glass areas and the ridges are very smooth, free of any kind of bumps, pits, and rough edges. It’s refreshingly cool to the touch, both externally and internally – an unexpected, but welcomed, surprise. Upon insertion, the ridges play nicely on the G-spot and give the same sensation as some rubber toys, but because the dildo itself is solid and not flexible like rubber, the sensation is more consistent. But if you think the ridges are just for your G-spot, think again! Rubbing the ‘shaft’ of it long ways along your exterior regions is also quite erotic. After a couple of turns with “Blue,” as he’s now referred, I found that whether I’m in the mood for kinder, gentler playtime or something a little rougher, Blue is the perfect companion. Its styling – smooth yet ridged; unyielding and sleek; ridged but not rough — accommodate either style of play very well.

Since purchasing this item, I’ve done a little research. I was delighted to find that it’s quite a versatile toy. The type of glass used in these products is called Borosilicate also known as Pyrex (yes, like the dishes!) and is quite durable. It’s non-porous (doesn’t absorb lubes or body fluids); considered hypoallergenic; recommended for people with rubber, plastic, and latex allergies; able to be made warm, cool, or cold (by placing in warm or cool water or the refrigerator); safe to use with any type of lubricant; and easily cleaned. All this, and it’s attractive too!

As a matter of fact, I have to smile at a funny memory: On a recent trip out of town with family, Jack unpacked Blue and placed him on a mantle in our room as though it were a piece of art. I didn’t notice right away, but his brother popped into our room for a few minutes before dinner, and DID notice. His eyes got big, then his grin followed suit. Jack busted out laughing, and I had no clue what was going on … until after his brother left our room. Then we were both laughing all through dinner.

All in all, this is a toy I plan to enjoy often, and I’m now eager to add to my glass collection!

Fondly yours,
Jill

Product:

Don Wand Blue Swirl Mushroom Tip Rocket

Product Description:
This crystal clear wand is accented with a blue swirl down the entire curved shaft. For those who enjoy the undulating sensation of a swirl, you’ll love this wand. The 1 1/4in diameter wand features a 1 1/2in diameter clear real tip and is approximately 7 1/2in in length.

$19.80 plus shipping

Category(s): Dildos & Dongs, G-Spot
Color: Blue
Material: Glass
Shape: Curved, Phallic, Spiral

Chuck & Lucie launch Insiders Review 2.0

Insiders Review — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 15:17:16 +0000

The long awaited release of the website http://www.insidersreview.com has come. Chuck announced today that the new website has been completed and made live. The sleek new design is only the beginning of the upgrades. Now users can connect with their favorite social media account which increases the experience of the review site. “As you know Lucie and myself have been in this industry for awhile. This review site filled a gap in the market that we felt was strongly needed. If you can find any review website for adult products at all, they are somewhat distasteful and usually unprofessional looking. We would just like to tell the community that there is a venue with class that allows them to give and receive feedback about intimate products. The response we have had over the last few years is huge! I’m sorry we have not had the time needed to review all the products our advertisers send us but that is about to change. We announced on our website that we are looking for a writer position and this should help with demand.”, said Chuck Insider when I sat down with him today at our Las Vegas location.

As you can see there are great things happening with Chuck and Lucie. Chuck also hinted around that he might share with us some of the other things that he and Lucie do on a day to day basis. I would like to point out that if you are an advertiser and you would like Insiders to review your product please contact us via the website. You can speak directly with Lucie as she is the one that normally handles the product reviews. If you are a reader wishing for a free sample of some of the adult products listed on the website or that have not yet been reviewed, you may also contact us and speak directly with me, April.